READING THE CLASSICS: BATMAN #613

 

Published on March 26th, 2003

    This is part 6 of the 12 part "Hush" storyline. I mentioned previously that this storyline was showcasing the greatest hits of Batman. They've already had Killer Croc, Catwoman, Poison Ivy, and Superman. This issue has Harley Quinn and The Joker. I wonder if they'll get everyone into this story? Who's even left? The Penguin, Scarecrow, Two-Face, Bane. Anyone else out there? They did have Superman. They could add a bunch of the DC heroes: The Flash, Aquaman, Wonder Woman. Stuffing this story with an all-star cast at least makes it...what? Exciting? Makes it feel like a big deal? It also kind of feels desperate, though. Considering it's supposed to be out the mystery behind a new villain, Hush, why isn't he the focus? He's barely even in it. It also makes Hush seem like a lame villain if he's not good enough to carry the book. I did like the idea behind this issue. Selina Kyle, Bruce Wayne, and Bruce's childhood friend, Tommy, attend the opera for a charity function. Harley Quinn shows up and starts robbing the audience members and shooting a gun around. This reminded me of the circus scene in the movie Batman Forever when Bruce Wayne attends the circus and Two-Face sets a bomb off. Since Batman has been a comic book for almost 100 years now, I think every story has been done, and Bruce Wayne attending a public event when a villain shows up isn't exactly new. Cue Bruce Wayne disappearing and Batman appearing to save the day. The ending to this issue is shocking. In an alley outside the opera, Batman finds The Joker standing above a dead Tommy. Apparently, The Joker has shot and killed Tommy. The last page has Batman choking The Joker. It's an enjoyable issue with a good ending. We're halfway through this storyline and I think Hush has been in maybe a few panels. I'm guessing we're supposed to think Tommy isn't Hush because he's dead. Writer Jeph Loeb must think we're idiots. Tommy is literally the only suspect. ***

READING THE CLASSICS: BATMAN #612

 Published on February 26th, 2003

    The new Superman movie comes out this week, so I guess it's apt that Superman appears in this issue. Jeph Loeb is really throwing the kitchen sink at this book in terms of character appearances. The Joker hasn't shown up yet but I'm sure he will eventually. This does seem to be the end of Poison Ivy in this storyline, as her power over Superman fades when Superman saves Lois Lane, who Catwoman has thrown off a building. Catwoman then punches Poison Ivy in the face and Superman asks if that was really necessary and both Batman and Catwoman reply, "Yes." Batman also helps to defeat Superman by using a kryptonite ring that's hidden in a sewer. Hush does show up in this, but only to watch the action through binoculars. Hush hasn't done much of anything in this book. It is only 12 parts, right? The art as usual is dynamic and colorful. This is kind of a comic book's comic book. If you think of a comic book, this is it. Which is either a good or bad thing, depending on what you like. It's pretty much forgettable fun. **1/2

READING THE CLASSICS: BATMAN #611

Published on March 10th, 2003

    The first three issues of this "Hush" storyline came out on time, in October, November, and December of 2002. This issue was three months late. Delays happen all the time in comics, especially when big time writers or artists are working on books, but for Jim Lee and Jeph Loeb to only be on the 4th of 12 issues and already be delayed...that's kind of ridiculous. This was Jim Lee's big return to drawing comics so it's not like he was drawing a monthly book right before this. You would think he would have had time to pencil a bunch of issues before the first one even came out. I mean...it could've been Jeph Loeb's fault. This isn't the worst delay involving Jim Lee and Batman, though. Remember All-Star Batman & Robin, The Boy Wonder that was drawn by Jim Lee and written by Frank Miller? That got so much press and none of it was good. It was supposed to be a monthly book, but the delays were so bad that #5 was the only issue published in 2006. It was later cancelled and never finished. The "Hush 2" storyline, which is currently running in Batman and drawn by Lee and written by Loeb, just announced that the final two issues have been delayed by two months each. Considering Jim Lee's Batman books are always delayed, maybe, you know, don't make them monthly. Jim Lee's art is pretty great, so that's the reason he's never been run out of town. His art in this isse, #611, the 4th chapter in "Hush," is pretty dynamic. It also harks back to when every woman looked like a supermodel in a Victoria's Secret catalogue. Bruce Wayne goes to Metropolis in this issue and goes to the newspaper where Clark Kent works. Lois Lane is working at a desk wearing a super tight, super short mini-skirt and high heels. Comics are kind of supposed to be for middle school age boys, so I guess this is apt to appeal to them and their raging hormones. Bruce Wayne also runs into Dr. Thomas Elliot, his friend from childhood. There's a few pages showing a flashback to when Bruce and Tommy were kids, and the art is done in a painted style that reminded me of Dustin Nguyen art on Descender. Bruce suits up as Batman and accompanies Catwoman to find Poison Ivy. They want to know why Poison Ivy needed money by getting Killer Croc to kidnap the child and get ransom money. The shocking conclusion to this issue has Superman showing up but he's been hypnotized by Poison Ivy and he's evil now. I guess the next issue will be Batman vs. Superman. The story is pretty ridiculous, even for a comic book, but the art is great and it's bombastic in terms of being over-the-top. **1/2

READING THE CLASSICS: BATMAN #610

 

Published on December 22nd, 2002

    This storyline is about Hush, a new villain in the Batman universe, yet here we are in part 3 and he makes only a one panel cameo, standing on a rooftop watching Batman and saying, "All men by nature desire knowledge." I suppose the big bad not even being in the story yet is supposed to build suspense. Besides that, Killer Croc escapes from Arkham thanks to Batman because Batman wants to follow him to see where the $10 million in ransom money went. Croc and Catwoman meet up but were told by someone else to meet there. Croc gets captured again by Amanda Waller, who I was surprised was around in DC back then. The final page has Batman and Catwoman kissing on a rooftop. I'm guessing this wasn't the first time they kissed...but I really didn't think that was a big thing until Tom King ramped it up into a non-wedding event. I just looked it up and I was totally wrong. They first kissed in Batman #3 in 1940. Jesus Christ. So it was always a thing. Funny how comic books are still doing this when it was first done in 1940. I'd say something like, "Are they out of new ideas?" But I guess Hush is at least a new character. During the 12 months that this storyline was published in Batman, the book was the #1 best selling comic for 11 of the 12 months. I have two questions: what month was it not the best selling comic book? And if it was so successful, why did they wait 23 years to do a sequel? **1/2

READING THE CLASSICS: BATMAN #609

Published on November 27th, 2002

    This "Hush" storyline only runs 12 issues, and not a lot must happen in it because the plot is moving as slow as molasses. Batman was swinging through the city chasing after Catwoman in the last issue and his rope was cut, sending him plunging down into Crime Alley where some homeless men approach ready to kill him for no apparent reason. In this issue, Huntress shows up to beat up the homeless men and save the day. I read Batman comics all the time and don't even know who Huntress is. Is she even still around? Was she a flash in the pan? She's basically just a female Robin, and these days there are too many Robins to count. There's Nightwing. There's Damian. There's the one that the Joker killed with a crowbar but is somehow still alive now. That might be Nightwing. Nightwing actually has his own book. So do a bunch of the female Robins who are known as The Birds of Prey. I guess considering Batman has been around for, like, a hundred years, there's bound to be a billion characters in the universe. We do finally get to see Hush in this issue, although very briefly as he stands on a building rooftop quoting poetry. It seems that he cut Batman's rope. Poison Ivy also gives the money she got from Catwoman to a mysterious stranger who doesn't appear on the page. The mystery deepens! Batman ends up so beat up that he needs surgery, so he gets an old childhood friend, Thomas Elliot, who's a doctor now, to fly in to Gotham to do the work. Alfred and co. give the press the fake story that Bruce Wayne was in a car accident. Okay. So maybe that is a lot of plot. The shining star in this "Hush" storyline is still the dynamic Jim Lee art. I can't even think of an artist working today in the superhero books that's as fantastic as Jim Lee was. I have heard this complaint before; that there are no great artists on the big superhero books anymore. Where did they all go? Some have mentioned that the pay and schedule sucks now. Or...it could just be old heads bitching about how things were better "in their day." I haven't read "Hush 2" yet so I don't know if Jim Lee's art is still great. Erik Larsen is one of the few original Image artists still working on a monthly book, and his art isn't as good as it once was. I suppose "Hush" is at least an easy, quick read. I swear, though, if Thomas Elliot turns out to be Hush than this is the dumbest storyline ever. **1/2

READING THE CLASSICS: BATMAN #608

Published on October 23rd, 2002

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    This year, DC is doing a Batman "Hush" sequel in the main title, starting with #158 (really #923). The original "Hush" storyline that lasted 12 issues was a big success way back in 2002 and 2003. The reason was that Jim Lee was drawing it and it was his first big post-Image Comics work. Jim Lee didn't last too long at Image Comics. Wildcats started in 1992 and he sold Wildstorm, his Image Comics imprint, to DC in 1998. Jim Lee is a great comic book artist, though, and will always be famous for drawing the #1 best selling comic of all time, X-Men #1. But ever since leaving Image Comics, Jim Lee ended up being like most of the other Image Comics founders and stopped drawing regularly. That meant then when he did actually draw a book it was kind of a big deal. The first part of the original "Hush" storyline takes place in this issue, Batman #608, which was a few months after the ten year anniversary of Wildcats #1. I'm guessing that Jim Lee was still a mega-star in 2002. He sure isn't now, though. "Hush 2" has already started and there have been two issues released and, honestly, nobody is talking about it. I'm sure it's selling well but I guess the idea of Jim Lee and the original "Hush" crew (writer Jeph Leob, inker Scott Williams, and colorist Alex Sinclair) returning isn't a big deal these days. In 2002/2003 I guess I wasn't the biggest comic book fan because I don't recall ever reading "Hush." They ended up making an animated movie based on it and it's still a story people talk about a lot so it definitely was a milestone of sorts. The one thing in reading Batman #608 that jumps out right away is how pure-1990's the Jim Lee art is. All of the original Image Comics art had that over-the-top, in-your-face, bigger-than-life type of art. The women were all super skinny with big tits and the guys were all over-muscled. Everything popped. There isn't much story in this issue, although we get Killer Croc, Catwoman, and Poison Ivy. Batman goes to save a kid that Killer Croc has kidnapped and held for ransom because the kid's father is a rich CEO. Catwoman steals the ransom and delivers it to Poison Ivy. Batman is chasing Catwoman when his grappling hook line is cut and he falls into an alley in a bad part of town where a gang of homeless men approach him ready to apparently stab him to death. This issue is only 21 pages and a brisk read. It looks fantastic for the most part (Lee's Killer Croc is a little shaky) and it's intriguing. Why is Catwoman reporting to Poison Ivy? Why is Hush not even in this issue? Was Robin still around in 2002? Was this storyline only famous because of Jim Lee's art? Or does the story get really good? I guess we'll find out. **1/2

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